Best Divorce Letter. Ever.

This is quite possibly the best divorce letter ever written.

Blacky Betty and Epic Beard Man

Call the ambalamps

Internet LED Sign

InternetLEDSign.com Hit it up fools!

The Day The Music Died

51 years ago today would be the day the music died folks. RIP Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

I love this track, full on Gummo style, yo:

And of course The Big Bopper up in this bitch:

6 minutes of Japanese Arnold Schwarzenegger commercials!

Bitch of The Day: Betty White

Betty Marion White was born in Oak Park, Illinois on January 17, 1922.  An American actor and comedian probably known best for her television roles of Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls.  She’s super gorgeous and thinks Sarah Palin is a crazy bitch.

I couldn’t find any freaking nipple slips or upskirts :( Couple bonus photos though. Don’t tug too hard.

Happy birthday Canned Brewski!

Be sure to crack open a cold one on Jan. 24, the day canned beer celebrates its 75th birthday.

Full article here.

That time of the year again – BEST OF BOOTY


That’s right folks, Best of Booty 2009 is here. Be sure to go snag that shit, FO’FREE. Snag it up right here, bitches!

The Color of Television: An Odyssey of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and Beyond

Suggested consumption before consuming this mixtape: Neuromancer by William Gibson, Futureshock and The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler, Omni Magazine, Escape from New York, Blade Runner. Break out the parachute pants, fingerless gloves and mirrorshade Ray-Ban aviators, it’s time for a trip back in time to the future the 80s promised but never delivered. A heady mix of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and some more modern stuff.

  1. Dopplereffekt – Hyperellyptic Surfaces
  2. Clock DVA – The Hacker
  3. Crystal Castles – Knights
  4. M|A|R|R|S – Pump up the Volume
  5. Shit Robot – Chasm
  6. The Juan McClean – Give Me Every Little Thing
  7. Delia Gonzalez – Rise
  8. Model 500 – Vessels in Distress
  9. Crystal Castles – 1991
  10. Cyber People – Void Vision (Radio Version)
  11. K.S. Experience – Electronic Dance
  12. 808 State – Bond
  13. Model 500 – No UFOs
  14. Giorgio Moroder – Chase
  15. Cybotron – Alleys of Your Mind
  16. Dopplereffekt – Sterilzation
  17. Ladytron – Evil
  18. Cybotron – Clear

Download. 101 megabytes, 75 minutes. Might take a while on your Commodore 64. Midi version not coming anytime soon.

Merry Christmas from Devine and the RowTow Crew

RIP Britanny Murphy

She was pretty rowtow.

Some oldskool haxx0r shit

With peeps like Dan Farmer, Aleph 1 and White Knight.

BREAKING: Leaked Tiger Woods Sex Tape

Tiger Woods - Subject of recent sex allegations and a new sex tape emerging on the Internet.

BREAKING NEWS
Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses.  No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public.  Clips from the tape can be seen here.


Jewish Christmas Mixtape (Xmas Songs by Jews)

What better way to celebrate the birth of the King of the Jews than listening to a mixtape of Hebrews performing Christmas classics? Perfect for listening to while you prepare your seasonal decorations of coopted pagan symbols.  Remember, don’t forget the true reason for the season: the birth of Santa.

Tracklist:

  1. Phil Spector – Silent Night/A Christmas Message
  2. Mel Torme – The Christmas Song (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)
  3. Beastie Boys – Country Mike’s Country Christmas
  4. Kenny G – We Three Kings/Carol of the Bells
  5. Amy Winehouse – I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
  6. Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home for Christmas
  7. Neil Diamond – Happy Christmas (War is Over)
  8. Simon & Garfunkle – Silent Night

Download. 27 megabytes, 19 and a half minutes.

(War is Over, if you want it)

Teapot Blowing – Get in on it NOW

Geeksaresexy could have made you $20 richer if you had the skills to blow like this guy.  More professional blows HERE.