Call the ambalamps
51 years ago today would be the day the music died folks. RIP Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.
I love this track, full on Gummo style, yo:
And of course The Big Bopper up in this bitch:

Betty Marion White was born in Oak Park, Illinois on January 17, 1922. An American actor and comedian probably known best for her television roles of Sue Ann Nivens on The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls. She’s super gorgeous and thinks Sarah Palin is a crazy bitch.
I couldn’t find any freaking nipple slips or upskirts
Couple bonus photos though. Don’t tug too hard.

Be sure to crack open a cold one on Jan. 24, the day canned beer celebrates its 75th birthday.
Full article here.

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Suggested consumption before consuming this mixtape: Neuromancer by William Gibson, Futureshock and The Third Wave by Alvin Toffler, Omni Magazine, Escape from New York, Blade Runner. Break out the parachute pants, fingerless gloves and mirrorshade Ray-Ban aviators, it’s time for a trip back in time to the future the 80s promised but never delivered. A heady mix of Detroit Techno, Italo Disco and some more modern stuff.
- Dopplereffekt – Hyperellyptic Surfaces
- Clock DVA – The Hacker
- Crystal Castles – Knights
- M|A|R|R|S – Pump up the Volume
- Shit Robot – Chasm
- The Juan McClean – Give Me Every Little Thing
- Delia Gonzalez – Rise
- Model 500 – Vessels in Distress
- Crystal Castles – 1991
- Cyber People – Void Vision (Radio Version)
- K.S. Experience – Electronic Dance
- 808 State – Bond
- Model 500 – No UFOs
- Giorgio Moroder – Chase
- Cybotron – Alleys of Your Mind
- Dopplereffekt – Sterilzation
- Ladytron – Evil
- Cybotron – Clear
Download. 101 megabytes, 75 minutes. Might take a while on your Commodore 64. Midi version not coming anytime soon.
She was pretty rowtow.
With peeps like Dan Farmer, Aleph 1 and White Knight.

BREAKING NEWS
Ocoee, Fla. – Tiger Woods’ troubles ran deeper today as a sex tape emerged from what is believed to be one of his supposed 18 mistresses. No response yet from Tiger or his wife, but this new development is sure to prove troublesome for any hopes he may have had for a quick reconciliation with the public. Clips from the tape can be seen here.
What better way to celebrate the birth of the King of the Jews than listening to a mixtape of Hebrews performing Christmas classics? Perfect for listening to while you prepare your seasonal decorations of coopted pagan symbols. Remember, don’t forget the true reason for the season: the birth of Santa.
Tracklist:
- Phil Spector – Silent Night/A Christmas Message
- Mel Torme – The Christmas Song (Michael Kessler Open Fire Mix)
- Beastie Boys – Country Mike’s Country Christmas
- Kenny G – We Three Kings/Carol of the Bells
- Amy Winehouse – I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus
- Bob Dylan – I’ll Be Home for Christmas
- Neil Diamond – Happy Christmas (War is Over)
- Simon & Garfunkle – Silent Night
Download. 27 megabytes, 19 and a half minutes.
(War is Over, if you want it)

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